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VERSUS GIRL #16 - She Loves Pop Cans

CAPTURED by DEATHZ HEAD A.K.A. THE CHILLER on Sunday, January 27, 2008 at 12:13 AM


This girl is so cherry. I think I'm in love all over again. (That tends to happen a lot, last week I fell in love with the girl at the video store, haha) Michelle Trachtenberg is her name. I watched Eurotrip like 6 times just for her! I love the scene where she bends over and the guy is checkin' her ass out. That movie had the whole cool guy takes girl, guy gets another girl thing going on with the other character, the black haired guy. And he still got a hottie, she was just a lot different than his girlfriend. The first movie in a while to really glamorize internet romance. As for Michelle, I used to watch her on "Buffy The Vampire Slayer" as a dirty thrill to watching that show. Buffy was hot, but her younger sister was hotter. Buffy has that weird nose like as if somebody pinched it. Around here we like our women super cute, this website is a decadence. After that show she showed up in a video for Trapt, good band. She was nude in that video I think. They do grow up don't they! But I love it when they grow up and want to show everything off. That's the beautiful cycle. The right into womanhood is marked by most girls with nude photos and nude scenes in movies. I love it! I'm thinking about stalking this girl til' she marries me, haha. She infects my dreams. "Tractor Burger" I like to call her.

Guest Commentator BLUE FIEND says: "That is a cherry ass I must say!"

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