Punky Paris Would Make One Hot Nun

Well to follow up something as insane as time travel I thought I'd bring out my main girl Paris Hilton. She's a youthful woman indeed, now 26, and I would have never known by watching her act silly on T.V., and now that I know how old she is I must say I find her intriguing. I like a woman with a youthful side to her. And I'm sure you've all recently heard about her newest badboy, Benji from "Good Charlotte". I think they're a good match really. A girl just wants a man that can make her laugh and compliment her in the right way. For instance, Benji probably makes her look more hot cause' he's a badboy with tats everywhere. And you gotta admit, the guy is cool enough to never take off his sunglasses, haha. He didn't even take them off at the movie awards! But she likes that. She's all about fun, and what could be funner than a punk rocker!? So now it's her and her friend Nicole both with one of those twins from that band. That's crazy but a girl can only date so many supermodel men before she feels she needs to have more fun than some guys that might care more about their hair than having sex with her. God knows I would love to sleep with her! And just imagine, a dirty punk rocker with tats all over gettin' in her pants now! Way to go Benji! A guy with a name like Benji could never be that cool unless her were in a punk band. I bet she thinks it's cute, go figure. That band's first video for "Lifestyles of the Rich & Famous" was a good video I must admit. They changed after that of course but I'll always like them for that one video. And ironically I can imagine Paris Hilton singing along to that song. I also included a pic of her dressed as a nun, now that's hot!



Guest Commentator BLUE FIEND says: "Once I get out of prison I'll be dating her too!"