Evil Baby Wants To Play

Say hello to baby Pinhead. Ain't he cute? I thought so, in a real goth kinda way that is. The toys they make now sure are cool since they're catering to the adult crowd. I mean yeah it would scare your parents but if you got a goth girlfriend then at least you guys would like it. I've seen similar dolls before. It's a simple idea but since nobody was doing it somebody cashed in on it. All you gotta do is hire an artist to design them and find a way to manufacture them. It's kinda like the "Cabbage Patch Kids" but for grown ups. Funny how adult means evil or seductive or something else. What kind of baby would Pinhead make I wonder? Well we know he wasn't really a baby in the movie but that brings to mind a great idea. What if Pinhead was reborn! Reborn in the womb of some sacrificial woman. That's an awesome idea. It does sound like something a warlock would do though. Since Pinhead was a demon you'd have to have a ritual of some kind. I just got done watching the remake of "The House Of The Devil" so I'm thinking a demon baby isn't too far off. Or what about the baby that's gonna be born in that T.V. show "V"? That'll be a monster. They could sell little, visitor alien babies. A baby, being a thing of innocence and purity, is quite the bastardized thing here. That's typical though of goth culture to mock purity. Blasphemous? Not really. It also reminds me of those "Garbage Pail Kids". Remember those? Did you know they still make those? That's so cool. Demon babies must be hard to tame but the Garbage Pail Kids are off the hook. They were so politically incorrect and obscene for their time. I'd say there was even a dark side to them. Hence, goth. Crazy as it sounds, the Garbage Pail Kids even became an animated series on T.V. and DVD. I never even knew about that. What is it about the creepy babies we love? Like I say, never trust a baby, lol.

Guest Commentator BLUE FIEND says: "I should be safe from evil babies in here!"