Jennifer Oh Jennifer!

When I hear the name Megan Fox I go "Yum!" in my head. So blessed to have a name like that and actually be a fox. I dug her modern, rock 'n roll demon tale "Jennifer's Body". You could compare her demonic possession to a vampire in this movie with her rabid bloodlust. It's a cool, dark ride into the evil image of rock bands. In this movie the rock band literally worships Satan and sacrifices a girl to gain fame. Ironic, selling their souls to the devil. For the...

When I hear the name Megan Fox I go "Yum!" in my head. So blessed to have a name like that and actually be a fox. I dug her modern, rock 'n roll demon tale "Jennifer's Body". You could compare her demonic possession to a vampire in this movie with her rabid bloodlust. It's a cool, dark ride into the evil image of rock bands. In this movie the rock band literally worships Satan and sacrifices a girl to gain fame. Ironic, selling their souls to the devil. For the metaphor this movie rocks. The two friends from high school, one being a popular type, and the other being a nerdy girl, somehow manage to stay friends... until she gets sacrificed and shows her true colors as a bad friend. Another irony that makes you think of lame friends you might've had in real life. Before that, though, they went to a concert together and one of them runs off with the band to go party with them, jumping into a van. I don't think that's such a good idea but girls do like band guys. She's never heard from again. That's where it all starts. The modern style is to be more entertaining now days, instead of just seriousness and scares. I liked how it turned out though. She fed on guys to quench her demonic bloodthirst and later there's an eerie scene where all the houses on her block are empty and devoid of life. It sends a chill up your spine the first time you see it. Not like a scare, but it is creepy. Of course the nerdy rock guy goes to meet up with her and she eats him up alive, kind of a metaphor for certain types of girls that guys like, lol! Then she goes to find her old friend and makes out with her in an unnerving moment where everyone in the theater was probably smiling. I'd say this movie was better than a lot of critics like to give it credit for. I mean when you're talking about a movie where a rock band sacrifices a girl to Satan for fame and she gets possessed then what do people expect? Critics are so funny that way. And we even get to see Jennifer's body, well her top half covered in hair that is. Why oh why didn't we get to see all the goods before she got married?! Movies these days are more censored than they used to be so we were not graced with Megan's fine ta-ta's. Back in the day a teen horror movie like this would have loads of gore and nudity and sex but I still liked it. Will Megan ever do nude? I can dream. I liked this movie a lot in the end and I sure do wish she'd stalk me. Won't happen though. Is it safe to call her a "man-eater"? The whole movie is a big metaphor for high school life. Do opposite best friends ever last? The irony is humorous as hell. It's a good movie but you know there will always be nerdy guys that love to hate on hot girls and go on about how unintellectual it was. This movie makes fun of all those stereotypes. Typical people will say the nerdy girl did a better job of acting or bla bla bla. It's not meant to be too scary. People need to lighten up and get over the hot chick they never got in high school. It doesn't have a lot of suspense but it's more of a dark comedy than full on horror. It's a freaky high school flick. I think it sets itself apart enough to be worthy of rewatching. Don't over think it.
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Guest Commentator THE GRAVEROBBER says: "When she's finally done dying I'll be there with a shovel and a demonic bible!"